MST3K Quote Weekends

"Well, she was gonna smell like a beer sooner or later."

-MST3K

MST3K Quote Weekends

"If we don't get a volunteer, you're all gonna have to see my can!" 

-Crow

"I feel like a cheeseburger. Would you go make love to the guy at the Jack-in-the-Box?"

"Mitchell". Even his NAME says "Is that a beer?"

"Can't Stop the Music"

"Obviously the best person to make our 'today' picture for the youth who love the disco music is Nancy Walker."

Bad Movie Quote

"Corporate thinking sucks!"

-Helen from Can't Stop the Music

"Xanadu"

"The songs are finished? Good. Who cares about the script, let's start shooting!"

MST3K Quote Weekends

"Kids come running for the great taste of Sampo!"

-Joel

MST3K Quote Weekends

"I don't suppose there's any chance this guy's going to end up under the wheels of a train, is there?"

-Tom Servo

Random Quote

"Good luck. We're all counting on you."

"Can't Stop the Music"

Um, no.

Bad Movie Quote

"While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!"

-Terl from Battlefield Earth

Bad Movie Quote

"Because I haven't seen it. And I've sailed further than most men have dreamed."

-The Mariner from Waterworld

MST3K Quote Weekends

"Well, she was gonna smell like a beer sooner or later."

-Tom Servo

MST3K Quote Weekend

"Mister B, what would *you* know about dignity?"

-Joel Robinson

Bad Movie Quote

"Hey, you dig! I mean like the vibrations are there, dewdrop. You know I really think we could make it, you and I. I really feel we could make it."

-"Stash" from the movie Skidoo

Rest in Peace, Lauren Bacall

"Imagination is the highest kite one can fly."

-Lauren Bacall

Rest in Peace, Arlene Martel

Rest in Peace, Arlene Martel- Twilight Zone & Star Trek legend.

Truly, there is 'room for one more' in heaven.

Rest in Peace, Robin Williams

Robin Williams always stood out from the crowd. Was he hyper? Manic? Whatever it was, it was always magic. Mr. Williams always seemed to know how to make the world laugh, though there was always an undercurrent of seriousness in everything he did. While he got his start on ABC's goofy Mork and Mindy, it was his dramedy films for Disney's Touchstone Pictures that showed he could tackle the more serious roles that came his way. In Good Morning Vietnam and Dead Poets Society he proved that he could do much more than just make us laugh, though he wouldn't earn an Academy Award until 1998's Good Will Hunting, a film released by Disney's Miramax Films division.

In 2009, Robin received the coveted Disney Legends award. Even if the aforementioned films were all he had done for Disney his honor would have been well earned, but Robin also brought to life the liveliest cartoon character who ever graced the silver screen- The beloved Genie from Aladdin.

Hopefully Mr. Williams has found the peace and joy he provided to his many fans. The world will certainly miss one of its funniest clowns.

Bad Movie Quote

"We've got a saying on my planet. If God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have taken away our wings!"

-Howard the Duck

MST3K Quote Weekends

"Saaaaaaaaay......."

-Joel Robinson

MST3K Quote Weekends

"This isn't Baker's Square."

-Dead Talk Back

Bad Movie Quote

"Oh, you guys are always thinking about that!"

-Sarah from Curse of the Screaming Dead

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

Yeah, Gene, we don't know what's going on here either....

"Puma-Man! He flies like a moron!"

Bad Movie Quote

"You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!"

-Kobras from Puma-Man

Bad Movie Quote

"You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!"

-Mark from The Room

MST3K Quote Weekends

"Good god I'm ugly. Scared my own children out of the nursery today."

-Crow T. Robot

MST3K Quote Weekends

"Dear Penthouse Forum, I am an average stuffed animal at a small midwestern college..."

-Tom Servo

Bad Movie Quote

"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom."

-Dr. Freeze from Batman & Robin