Bad Movie Quotes

"You made Mrs. March feel like she could see again. You made Ford believe he was part of something. You give out hope like it was candy in your pocket."

-Abby from The Postman

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"That's a lot of fish!"

-Godzilla

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"Corporate thinking sucks!"

-Helen from Can't Stop the Music

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"While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!"

-Terl from Battlefield Earth

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"Because I haven't seen it. And I've sailed further than most men have dreamed."

-The Mariner from Waterworld

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"Hey, you dig! I mean like the vibrations are there, dewdrop. You know I really think we could make it, you and I. I really feel we could make it."

-"Stash" from the movie Skidoo

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"We've got a saying on my planet. If God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have taken away our wings!"

-Howard the Duck

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"Oh, you guys are always thinking about that!"

-Sarah from Curse of the Screaming Dead

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"You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!"

-Kobras from Puma-Man

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"You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!"

-Mark from The Room

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"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom."

-Dr. Freeze from Batman & Robin

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"Watch out for snakes!"

-Eegah

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"One thing's sure: Inspector Clay is dead... murdered! And somebody's responsible!" 

 -Lt. Harper in Plan 9 From Outer Space

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"I see you've been promoted from Yak Boy to Mop Boy."

-Buzz from Girl in Gold Boots

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"There's a trashy novel written on every line of her face."

-Critter in Girl in Gold Boots

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"Pappy, there's dirt in your chili!"

-Running "Gag" in Howling: New Moon Rising

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"You walk into a place like that & girls just want you. You know, you got that kind of face. Kind of mean looking, but with character. And the way you walk, you can only do that with a small body. Did you ever hear of a big sports car?"

-Lyle Rogers in Ishtar

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"Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy. You know, he's like a turd that won't flush."

-Guppy from Waterworld

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"There're three possibilities. The first and most likely is that it died in the crash. The second and less likely is that it is injured very badly and still contained. The third and least likely is that it is out. We will proceed, however, in anticipation of the worst-case scenario. Every movement will be under protocol Escape and Evade. If he's out there... I will see him long before he gets anywhere near you. Do you understand?"

-Cypher Raige from After Earth

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"I always wanted to be a milkshake."

-Lincoln Hawk, Over The Top