Bad Movie Quote

"Call me by my dream name. Call me!"

-Regan McNeil, from The Exorcist 2

Made Up Movie Taglines: "Admission"

Movie Taglines- made up by looking at the movie poster!

“She’s responsible for accepting thousands of high school seniors into college. But this Spring, she’ll accept a man into the most selective place ever- her heart.”

Bad Movie Quotes

"I never count my chickens till I've wrung their necks!" 

-Eddie Schultz from No Orchids for Miss Blandish

Blind Kiyomi MST3K Quote

"If knick-knacks ruled the world!"

-From the MST3K riffing of I Accuse My Parents

Movies They'd Like To Forget: Revenge of the Cheerleaders

Although he has starred in more embarrassing things since then, David Hasselhoff probably is still most embarrassed about this racy low budget sleazefest- Revenge of the Cheerleaders. He plays a horny character with the distinguished name of "Boner" who acts just as we'd expect such a character to act. Despite the depths to which Hasselhoff stoops in this film, he still manages to stay above the all time low of drunkenly eating a cheeseburger off the floor. (But not by much.)

MST3K Quote

"Want this on your Klan account?"

-From the MST3K riffing of Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues

MST3K Quote

"George Stephanopoulos has really sunk low."

-from the MST3K riffing of Devil Doll