MST3K Quote Weekends

"Nobody will be admitted during the breathtaking car-parking sequence!"

-Crow T. Robot

Hilarious Quotes About Bad Movies

"Some of the acting is better than the film deserves. Make that all of the acting. Actually, the film stock itself is better than the film deserves. You know when sometimes a film catches fire inside a projector? If it happened with this one, I suspect the audience might cheer."

-Roger Ebert, discussing Revolver

Bad Movie Quote

"Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always."

-Torgo from Manos: the Hands of Fate

Blind Kiyomi No Name Hall of Fame: Ya Dumb Broad

Credited only under the line he yells out the window, Rick Seaman nonetheless makes a big impression. In Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Hero Frank Drebin commandeers a vehicle so that he can chase after a suspect. Unfortunately for him, he has stumbled into a car driven by a teen driving student.

Under the patient guidance of her driving instructor, the young lady drives the wrong way down a one way street, coming upon a truck driver played by Mr. Seaman who shouts the classic line "Ya dumb broad!" (Which is how he's credited in the film.)

Years later, Mr. Seaman's classic line is still recited by fans of the movie and remains one of the funniest parts of a very funny film. For that, we induct him into our No Name Hall of Fame.

Mega Mis-Fires: Good Luck Chuck

"Let's flush more of the studio's money down the toilet! Get us Dane Cook!"

Mega Mis-Fires: Jack and Jill

"Adam Sandler's man-boy schtick is wearing thin, so let's make him play two annoying characters instead of just one!"

MST3K Quote Weekends

"Calgon, take me to my grave!"

-Cinematic Titanic