Embarrassing Moments in Cinematic History: Tom Selleck

Imagine being cast in one of your first Hollywood roles and it's opposite Mae West in an implied love scene. A big thing, if it's the 1930's. Not so much in 1970 when Miss West was well into her eighties and looked like a walking, embalmed mummy. But that was how Tom Selleck was introduced to the world- as a virile young man who willingly wanders into Miss West's boudoir. A far cry from his current role as the distinguished police commissioner in Blue Bloods.

Blind Kiyomi MST3K Quote

"I'm glad you decided to give that dead girl another chance!"

-From the MST3K riffing of Space Mutiny

Bad Movie Quote

"Fear is not real. The only place that fear can exist is in our thoughts of the future. It is a product of our imagination, causing us to fear things that do not at present and may not ever exist. That is near insanity Kitai. Do not misunderstand me, danger is very real, but fear is a choice. We are all telling ourselves a story and that day mine changed."

-Cypher Raige in After Earth

Random MST3K Quote

"Zubaz top with a lab coat and a veil? It works!"

-Tom Servo from MST3K's riffing of Pumaman.

Ten Bad Sequel Ideas

10. “You’ve Got More Mail”
9. “After After Earth”
8. “The Seventh Sense”
7. “Another Room”
6. “Skidoo Too!”
5. “Pumaman Returns”
4. “2 Helter 2 Skelter”
3. “Schindler’s Second List”
2. “New Years Eve 2: Columbus Day”
1. “Sharknado 2: Sharknageddon”

Embarrassing Moments in Cinema History: Craig T. Nelson

Craig T. Nelson trades in his dignity for a paycheck as he helps wrap up the 1988 film Troop Beverly Hills by prancing around like an idiot singing the horrific song "Beverly Hills, What a Thrill". Truly an embarrassing moment in cinema history.

Bad Movie Quote

"The man who controls the destiny of the world will be here! When the world is mine, I alone will decide whether it is to be war or peace, life or death, according to the New Order which I shall establish!"

-Kobras from The Pumaman