The Concession Stand

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Bad Movie Quote

"You're the mayor of Spring Break, and she's one-bonnet-shy-Amish!" 

-Alexa in From Justin to Kelly

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

MST3K Quote

"I know, I'll write for help!"

-from the riffing of The Atomic Brain

Monday, April 28, 2014

Bad Movie Quote


"I am bugged beyond recall!"

-King Invader from The Rebel Set

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Blind Kiyomi MST3K Quote

"Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!"

-MST3K robots begging Cabot to kill his annoying sidekick

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Friday, April 25, 2014

Movies They'd Like To Forget: Junior High School



Before she made a splash as a choreographer and singer, Paula Abdul made a little film with other unknown Van Nuys High School students- Junior High School.

Trotted out whenever a "Before They Were Stars" segment is produced, the no-budget film features an oddly uncoordinated Paula stomping around and tunelessly singing songs that American Idol would reject. For 40 minutes, Ms. Abdul and friends teach us important lessons like what to do if a particular young man happened to kiss you. (Apparently the answer is "die". Metaphorically speaking, perhaps?) Hunt around on the internet long enough and you'll happen upon a Blu-Ray release, complete with a limited edition soundtrack. It's the package Paula Abdul doesn't want you to see!




Thursday, April 24, 2014

Embarrassing Moments in Cinematic History: Al Pacino Edition


He's been hailed as a master of acting; a true professional who has won just about every award that can possibly be won in Hollywood. He has starred in some of the greatest films ever made and has rightfully earned his stellar reputation. So with all that said, what the hell was Al Pacino doing in Gigli?