MST3K Quote Weekends

"Well, she was gonna smell like a beer sooner or later."

-MST3K

MST3K Quote Weekends

"If we don't get a volunteer, you're all gonna have to see my can!" 

-Crow

"I feel like a cheeseburger. Would you go make love to the guy at the Jack-in-the-Box?"

"Mitchell". Even his NAME says "Is that a beer?"

"Can't Stop the Music"

"Obviously the best person to make our 'today' picture for the youth who love the disco music is Nancy Walker."

Bad Movie Quote

"Corporate thinking sucks!"

-Helen from Can't Stop the Music

"Xanadu"

"The songs are finished? Good. Who cares about the script, let's start shooting!"