10. Who would have guessed that people would be sick of our formulaic trash already?
9. Movies need to get back to basics- more farting.
8. Probably shouldn't have used Dane Cook as a voice actor…
7. Need to do new things- anyone know if Mike Myers has another tired voice to wear out in one of our movies?
6. Yeah, turns out Jeffrey Katzenberg really *doesn't* know anything about making animated films.
5. Need to reboot our “classics”- anyone know if Melissa McCarthy is available to play Shrekette?
4. It was the economy… No, it was the weather… Um, maybe everyone forgot about our crappy film?
3. Not sure, but it's probably Obama's fault.
2. America still in mourning after death of Shirley Temple.
1. Not sure, but it's certainly not our fault.
