#mundanefilms
“The Mailman of Alcatraz”
“The Happiest Thousandaire”
“Plan Nine From Outer Poughkeepsie”
“Brewster’s Hundreds”
“The Fry Cook Who Loved Me”
“Casino Normal”
“Throw Momma a Party”
“The Best Little Outhouse in Texas”
“The Sneezeguard”
“Willy Wonka and the Cardboard Box Factory”
“The Coke Bottle Redemption”
“Captain Antarctica”
“(500) Days of After-school Detention”
“Die Hard- Of Natural Causes”
If Monsters University Were Made by Dreamworks….
* Sully would constantly fart and belch
* Mike Wazowski would be voiced by David Spade
* There would be a song from Smashmouth on the soundtrack and a song from Demi Lovato called I’m Not Boo (But I’m the Bomb)
* Sully would be voiced by Jack Black
* The film would turn out crummy. Kinda really crummy!
9. Movies need to get back to basics- more farting.
8. Probably shouldn't have used Dane Cook as a voice actor…
7. Need to do new things- anyone know if Mike Myers has another tired voice to wear out in one of our movies?
6. Yeah, turns out Jeffrey Katzenberg really *doesn't* know anything about making animated films.
5. Need to reboot our “classics”- anyone know if Melissa McCarthy is available to play Shrekette?
4. It was the economy… No, it was the weather… Um, maybe everyone forgot about our crappy film?
3. Not sure, but it's probably Obama's fault.
2. America still in mourning after death of Shirley Temple.
1. Not sure, but it's certainly not our fault.
