#firstdraftfilmtitles

#firstdraftfilmtitles

Horse Faced Lady and Her Three Slutty Friends.

Dolly Parton Runs A Whorehouse, But You Still Won’t See Her Naked Rack.

We Might As Well Just Flush The Studio’s Money Down the Toilet, Starring Dane Cook.

Two Dudes Bang Each Other On A Mountain.

Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz and Mike Myers Collect Another Paycheck.

Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry & Tyler Perry Star in Who Cares, This Movie Is Going To Make Money No Matter What.

Whiny Emo Who Grew Up Rich Makes An Indie Film About How Troubled His Childhood Was.

Foul Mouthed Old Ladies Are Hilarious!

Has-Beens on a Plane.

Let’s Just Blow Stuff Up, Directed By Michael Bay.

Stuck-Up College Frat Guys Get Their Comeuppance.

Whiny Emo Makes An Indie Film in Which He Gets a Date With His Dream Girl Even Though She Laughed At Him In Real Life.

#hollywoodpostitnote

#hollywoodpostitnote

Ashley Judd + Madea for “Ashley Judd Thriller” reboot?

Cute CGI Dingos + Plush Dingos in every Wal-Mart = Big Bucks. What could go wrong?

Tyler Perry’s Madea Breckinridge = $$$$!!!

Citizen Kane reboot needs more action sequences, CGI sleds….

Jar Jar and Howard the Duck’s Road Trip? Instant Green Light!

Anne Frank reboot too depressing. Could we give her CGI mice friends?

Tell Scorsese his Mother Teresa biopic MUST star Miley Cyrus and WILL have “All Star” by Smashmouth on the soundtrack!

Ask Miley Cyrus’ management if she’d be interested in starring in Janis Joplin biopic

Buy rights to remake well known movie, throw out original story and just use the old title. Profit!!

Mashup two franchises- “Golden Girls Gone Wild”

#Straight2DVD

#straight2DVD

“Driving Miss Daisy: With a Vengeance”

“Bucket List 2: Electric Boogaloo”

“Honey, I Forgot The Grandkids”

“Sandlot 3: Steroid Testing”

“National Lampoon’s Staycation”

“Retirement Home Musical”

“Cocoon 3: Anything Goes”

Bad Movie Quote

"Face...... Off!"

-Castor Troy from Face/Off

#badprequels

#badprequels

“Monsters, Sole Proprietorship”

“The Phone That Calls The Nanny Agency”

“Throw the Pregnant Lady From the Train”

“Chinahamlet”

“Honey, I’m Inventing a Machine”

“Learner’s Permit to Kill”

“Pre-Plastic Surgery Woman”

“Prince Kong”

“The Night the Lights Were Still On in Georgia.”

Blind Kiyomi MST3K quote

"This whole film looks like someone's last known photograph."

-from the MST3K riffing of Manos: The Hands of Fate

Bad Movie Quote

"I accuse my parents."

-Jimmy from  the movie I Accuse My Parents