The Concession Stand

Friday, March 7, 2014

#firstdraftfilmtitles

#firstdraftfilmtitles

Horse Faced Lady and Her Three Slutty Friends.

Dolly Parton Runs A Whorehouse, But You Still Won’t See Her Naked Rack.

We Might As Well Just Flush The Studio’s Money Down the Toilet, Starring Dane Cook.

Two Dudes Bang Each Other On A Mountain.

Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz and Mike Myers Collect Another Paycheck.

Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry & Tyler Perry Star in Who Cares, This Movie Is Going To Make Money No Matter What.

Whiny Emo Who Grew Up Rich Makes An Indie Film About How Troubled His Childhood Was.

Foul Mouthed Old Ladies Are Hilarious!

Has-Beens on a Plane.

Let’s Just Blow Stuff Up, Directed By Michael Bay.

Stuck-Up College Frat Guys Get Their Comeuppance.

Whiny Emo Makes An Indie Film in Which He Gets a Date With His Dream Girl Even Though She Laughed At Him In Real Life.