Blind Kiyomi MST3K Quote

The Jet Jaguar Theme Song

"He jock it made of steel.

Eats sushi from a pail.

Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar!

He mother never really love him.

He crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity.

He dickey covers up an Adam's apple the size of a Toyota.

He basically good-hearted, but he'd like to smash that kid's head against a rock!

Knock, knock, knock!!

Who's there?

He face look like Jack Nicholson.

Don't laugh like that; it'll stay that way.

Yamahageeooooooh!

Do not touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man!"

From the MST3K riffing of Godzilla vs. Megalon