THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR INSIDE A MOVIE THEATER
10. “What? You’re calling me with important news? No, tell me everything, I’m not
doing anything important.”
9. “Okay, one large popcorn and a large Pepsi. That will be $64.50”
8. “Welcome to tonight’s showing of Whitney: The Movie!”
7. “As long as you prop your feet up on the seat in front of you, the rats won’t bite.”
6. “…..starring Barbra Streisand!”
5. “Welcome to tonight’s showing of After Earth!”
4. “Um, those aren’t Raisinettes….”
3. “Look, there’s Pee-wee Herman! Is he waving at us?”
2. “Welcome to tonight’s showing of Waterworld 2: Kevin’s Revenge!”
1. “…..directed by Barbra Streisand!”
